English teachers put way more thought into books...
bullets-embrace: Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE! Author: actually lol i just like birds
Gay Bands According to (some) Christians →
sainthoodism: fantegan1: ohimgay: notquitethegentleman: transpans: itdoesdeath: So, this is a list of “gay” bands that will lead innocent youngsters into the horrors of homosexuality. As if that thought isn’t laughable enough, the parentheticals just kill me. For example, “The Butchies (lizbians)” and “Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism).” This is almost too funny. This website...
stereoelliott: tomorrowsnevercomingx: mal-jones: Hahhhh I was in tears watching that That’s fucking brilliant :’) LOL. I have speech recognition. It is so frastrating. I thought I was the only one who couldn’t use it. Tooo funny ><
hahaha yes. :)
happy sara quin sunday!
*Goes away from computer, then returns 45 minutes...
yeseniabuelna: breakingthelostsilence: TUMBLR: (72) FACEBOOK: (0) True storey.
Let's be freaks...: Positive reinforcement →
yelyahwilliams: I think it’s important to know about the bullshit that goes on in the world. The awful, terrible, injustices that happen every day. But I don’t think it’s good to feed on those things without having some kind of positive thing worth hoping for to back it up. Since the news article I posted was…
When you see free food.
Reblog if you support gay marriage.
flyingmoustache: Look how many notes.
Choking on a drink and trying not to cough in...
THE MANY FACES OF TUMBLR:
hamster-: ifuckedmattbarnes: dirtylittle-freaks-: shakeitupbiebster: alyaae: everyone on here should have this in his blog THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS I’VE BEEN NEEDING ALL OF THESE YESS.
And that's why you don't allow anonymous messages...
Don’t be anonymous, you coward! I need a face complete the imaginary person I’m dreaming of punching!
gosteadywithme-: Sara: “Come on. That’s ridiculous. I don’t even know who’s comb that is. That could have lice, that could have egg lice on it.” Tegan: “It’s mine, it’s mine, it’s mine.” Sara: “You were at a strippers last night. I don’t want you touching my hair with your comb that was probably in a stipper’s brazier.”
sainthood: julrvs17: anddarling-: Sara: Do you want a drink? Sara: Did you just OD? best I love this
look at this fucking seagull
like a boss oh seagull, you legendary mother fucker I love seagulls far too much.